How do I react when my wife thinks I'm 9.5 inches?

chabernetphoenix

Honestly, I’m not sure how to feel. My wife bought a few sex toys, and one of them is a 9.5‑inch dildo. I asked her what she was thinking, and she says, “I don’t know, I just assumed that’s how big you are. I don’t know how to measure.”

How would you feel?

Edit: I’m not embarrassed or intimidated by it. I just thought it was funny she thought my junk was 9.5 inches. I’m completely fine with her buying toys. Jesus H Christ, some of these comments.

Edit to my edit: judging by the comments, I don’t think people are getting this post. I just got a kick out of the fact she can’t measure. That’s all. No hidden agendas here.

riverpontifex

Just don’t put it right next to yours
Or cut the size down lol

Chilli

Stop being insecure about a sex toy.

She isn’t saying she’s unsatisfied with you.

thennokatschanedrone

If your wife goes out of her way and does stuff like that to keep things fun, don’t overthink it or let insecurities get the best of you. Just enjoy the fun.

KingMattTee

Hey, if you keep an open mind and don’t get grossed out or offended, you might actually find it kind of attractive to play together. I had a girl who was into the whole hand thing at first it felt weird and I wasn’t sure how to take it, but after I saw how much it meant to her, it got a lot better.

VantosKrux

Just get the same thing, but in a size that fits you better, and swap it out.

And if she’s got toys and wants you to use them on her just do it. Sounds like you’re going to have a healthy sex life.

UnendSpence

I’d never trust her to build anything.

Or she backs me into a trailer… “you got 9.5 inches” 3 inches later crash

GreenCrunchLuck9

I'd say if she thinks you're a 9.5 you're doing pretty good man 😂

Auroravapor

Surely that's a compliment that she thinks your 9.5 inches .
Take the win

chabernetphoenix

Just to clear things up, I’m not intimidated, embarrassed, or uneasy about any of it. I just thought it was funny when she said she doesn’t know how to measure, and figured it must be the same size as me.

patrusty42

My wife and I use sex toys all the time it really adds pleasure for her. Don’t think you’re a problem just because she bought them. Explore with her.